Cheese!

I've been sent to bed without any dinner because I ate the most delicious block of cheese! My owners were out of the room and I pinched the nicest cheese on the table, a Red Leicester! I got really told off though!

Cats

I just hate cats! Just today one of them was sitting in a corridor and as I walked past it tried to scratch me. There are two of them; one orange, one black and white, and I dont like either of them. To get my own back on them I ate their dinner, but my owner wasn't too happy! Woof!